It seems by the news this week
I will need my hardhat once more
as a satellite is coming back down
amid a running meteor shower's peak
which means my noggin needs shelter
as it has a trouble magnet built into it
(at least according to my mother!)
that will draw anything fallen at speed
on a collision course with cranial dome
to prove the big bang theory of thoughts
as my mind will be impacted with new ideas.
But as long as I am fully prepared
nothing ill can happen to me now
as preplanning takes all the fun out
for the cruel Fates who laugh so hard
when ever my bell gets rung loud and clear
over how stupid I was this time round
and the words and actions I tend to do
when my head is aching from a blow
that I was not expecting at all!
Now, I am not saying it will happen,
heck no, the odds are much better
that I buy a lottery ticket to win
but not as long as the my team
winning the World Series this year
(relax, guys, the Cubs never made it)
but when you have been sued many times
for impersonating a Coyote well known,
you tend to prefer taking evasive maneuvers!
(2011)
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