It started as roughhousing
and evolved to attempted murder
which when attempting explanation
others were added as victims.
All from a Noogie
given to "Screw with hair"
as the victim shouted
"Rape, My hair's being raped".
Over in the corner
one old guy snidely commented
"Oh just shut up
and learn to enjoy it".
The boisterous boys stopped
the victim now rolling about
laughing at the crack
until his head impacted wall.
About at that point
the folks taking the statements
lost their own composure
finding bedframes with their heads.
Laughter's healing powers proven
that day by fast recoveries
and chuckles it produces
even now evoke threats around....
... of pressing more charges just for laughs.
(10May2012 - Dyfedd Rex)
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