Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Opening piece to a story I really should have told....

Honestly? You really want me to answer these questions.

Honestly? Administrator Johnson, you know what I'm warning you about.

Inspector General?

 Okay.

Look, this is taking time off my desk time, so I need some overtime approved, I still have the EIS on this to review, the final report on that mess in Iowa with the enchanted WereCornDogs at the Strawpoll, and another report of Hell Hounds being used as hunting dogs down in Georgia. Check again, folks. I am not salary, I have a contract that says hourly.

What memo?

Oh, that one.

Fine. Look, at least get a good supply of coffee and spring for pizza or something, this will take a while to go over. Not to mention, I need a few days off next week.

No sir, funerals.

Why?

You forgetting that list of what I lost last week?

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