Showing posts with label Trolls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trolls. Show all posts

Monday, April 23, 2012

Rejection Distractions - a "tweet-stealing" poem....

Okay, so here is the deal, I grabbed a word that stood out from the last ten "tweets" that floated into my gully over there, and well, lets see what you think... The red words were the ones I had to use.

The monster had too many distractions
be it the erupting underground volcano
or the Halfbreed Rodeo raging downstairs
The dejection from his recent rejection
used its heel to crush him
even lower than the worms hatching
deep inside his rotten, slimy guts
where bacteria lived a wild nightlife
hanging in polyamorous minglings of lust
despite the consumption of spicy foods
that normally kept such at bay
so he wound down his life
with one last horrid thought inside
that skull decorated with many spikes
at least the wife was clueless
that he had tried publishing again
the lust poem he wrote her
after stealing the maiden that night
away from the village of fools
who thought he desired sacrificial food
when he merely wanted an editor.

(23Apr2012 - Dyfedd Rex)

Insanity Icing on the Nastycake - A poem about the work of Trolls

She bakes it with care making sure only the worst ingredients
are added to the mixture she stirs
seeking the right amount of venom
to poison her intended target.

Baking takes just a nudge
to bring the flames up quick
letting the batter threateningly rise up
and seek to splatter every soul
with its taint of evil.

Removing swiftly lest it fall
in under its own stupidity's weight
she makes a few last venomous posts
frosting it thick with Insanity's Icing
before erasing footsteps in vain.

But the flour of malice
and spices of hatred do betray
all who bake up such a Nastycake
as evidence of her efforts finds
the light of day somehow.

But still the crumbs left
on the serving platter turn stomachs
as the bile spewed out for havoc
fills the air with foul smells
that even deletion cannot mask.

Beware, oh taster of forums
readers of reviews and other texts
lest someone slip you a slice
of their Nastycake with Insanity Icing
infecting you with their hate.

(23Apr2012 - Dyfedd Rex)