Monday, August 26, 2013

Truth in Advertising - More Pun then Poem

On the lighter side....

Folks keep telling me
"You are what you eat."
Holy Bat Guano, folks!
I can barely afford tobacco
now I need lawyers
to change my name legally
for truth in advertising
to say, perhaps, Chip zenDonuts?
lest I really anger
some roaming cannibal named Hannibal
by not tasting right.

no, I ain't gonna put the tag line on this one... share it, if you're in the same boat.

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