Bad Limericks about fools in Congress...

I may be homeless
I may be jobless
but I will win the pool
about whose the lesser fool
against any member of Congress....


Take away Congress' pay
and when they holler hey!
Remind who really works
that most folk don't have "perks"
Then evict, cause they can't stay!


I still say, take away their paychecks folks.... If I was this irresponsible, I'd get sued by the company as well as fired.

Admissions and Denials - A poem of life

There are things you never admit
like what you think of others
if their outfits really interest you
or being lost in familiar settings.

There are things you should admit
breaking wind in very confined spaces
that you have some vile habits
and knowing where you are going.

Then there are things totally unknown
even to your self when seen
for they slide by under stealth
like BO and other such things.

There is a lesson here folks
never admit to having an opinion
for any who disagree with you
will call you crazy or ill.

But never admit to being stubborn
ignore that mea culpa with everything
for being muleheaded about things leads
to losing friends or voting foolishly.

(15May2012 - Dyfedd Rex)