Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Blade of the Eagle Clansman - part 2 - The First Scorpio Kenrai Hunt


. Night had fallen, but the living take precedence over the dead and their avenging. Only two of the short ones had not been touched by the flames, and only one of those who had was still alive. The fires could not be put out, by any means short of running out of flesh to burn. The survivor was still alive, barely, as the shala worked with herbal poultices and chants to quench any of the fire that had entered his blood from igniting again. Tagrun had saved him from death, by crippling him for life, their was a heated argument going between the shala and one of the sages from Thogras who had arrived that afternoon in a trading caravan bound for the mountains. The very caravan the victims of the exploding cross had come to escort from the river to those lands.

The flames of that trap had been foul indeed. Cairns made of rock now covered the victims still burning skeletons, but the flames worked beyond them. The rocks themselves were burning in cold violet and black flames that consumed the souls of its victims slowly. From time to time, a thread of silver flame lifted in the flowers of destruction, a piece of the soul fleeing for a beat of a heart, only to be surrounded and thrown down by the darker colors. A cold radiance despite the heat of the flames. Already the Kenrai had begun to call the place Sorg Gabalzg, which meant Rocks of Fiery Death. The sage had said if it was the spell he thought it was, the rocks would burn until the mage that cast the spell was dead. Worse, any who touched the flames would suffer the same fate and feed more power to this being.

As he sat listening to the short ones working with the wise woman and sage, Tagrun was making a curse marker, tying together the feathers of a crow around the skull of a weasel. It was something that had to be done, and the tribe would maintain until the rocky graves no longer burned. As not all knew the meaning of the curse markers, one of the short ones had taken it upon himself to make stones to set beneath them, marked in Annadari, the Yazik or language of his folk, and the markings of the humans beyond the mountains. To the hunter, these marks seemed to be nothing be gouges in the stones. But the sage had said they carried the same meaning as the markers did, for those not able to read the message of the feathers and skulls.

Across the fire the other hunters had raised the duwim stangim, the tent of purification. All but the young hunter had entered it already for their time of cleansing. Tagrun was certain the totem of his people would not cleanse his anger nor wash the taint of the magics off him. The Kenrai above him, still riding the last light of day to find a place to rest, cried out in screams that echoed in the portion of his mind that wanted to start this hunt he sensed coming.

Beside him sat one of the caravan people, one different from the others, and well known and for some reason welcome amid the clan. His hair was of a deep red, darker, and yet brighter, than that of Tagrun. His features were sharp, with a beak like nose, golden eyes and a narrow mouth. And the long pointed ears that marked him as a elf, or Numen as he always corrected Tagrun as a boy. Normally his clothes were similar to those of the clan, leathers dyed in the same tones as the clan used. Or clothes of bright colors. This time he was dressed in a strange manner. He wore leathers, but of deep black, striped with lighter grays like the grassland beasts markings. Thigh boots of black calfskin and gloves and belt of the same adorned him. There was no metal showing at all on him, save his weapons. Unless one counted a black iron booch that secured long black cloak with a hood which completed the outfit.

Two weapons stood out from the others he bore. The ball mace with the four curved spikes jutting from its globe and the black dagger in the black sheath at his belt. The former crafted of the strange steel of the elves, a reddish gold in color, with a black stained handle of wood carved to appear as a thigh bone. The spikes and ball were of one casting, it seemed, smoothly flowing out from them, curving only slightly up or down in alternation. The markings upon it were not things the hunter understood, or was sure he wanted to know.

The knife, however, was something he knew of from the tales the elders and singers told around the fire at night to children. A tar black handle, guard and blade a dusky metal that reflected no light, and thus appeared black as well. It lay in a sheath of black leather, with a simple design stained into its center. A mark known by all folks, the three diagonal blades, from right to left, points down, side by side. The mark of the Allegiance of Blades. The same as the brooch he wore. Only an assassin would dare wear such emblems in public.

At last the shala left the duwim the wounded dwarf lay in, leaving his mending to the sage, after agreeing he had some knowledge she did not, and he admitting her poultices were working when the stub of the leg had started to smolder when the sun lay just a hand above the distant homeland of their patient.

"Humph." Everyone relaxed a bit, some even smiling, despite the language barrier. It seemed old women all over said that word, and it meant the same thing. Disgust with some one or some thing. The wise woman caught the eyes of the young hunter. She held them with her gaze, locking the young man in place with it. "The sage consulted his own totem. There will be more blood, too much, he says." She paused for a few beats of a heart. "He said the wandering eagle would drive this killer away. But the hunt to kill it would take far more seasons of snows than he could count."

Tagrun wondered what that meant. The sands, while often vague, gave better instructions than that. The young man had only two castings ever done, one he never remembered, from when he was born, which no one ever spoke to the one it was cast for, and the one when he came to manhood, to find his calling and hidden name. That sages could count on more than hands and year sticks left him wondering why the sage said it was more seasons of snows than he could count. He shrugged, and let the shala lead him away from the others, to the open areas away from all the duwimi. The old woman was silent the whole way, until they stood on the grass well away from the camp.

"We never speak of birth casting, unless the Totems or times require us too." A shiver went up Tagrun's spine. He had just thought of the birth casting, if only in counting it, and the Shala now spoke about them. This was not something he wanted to hear, he was sure. It took the movement of the stars a finger for his mind to stop spinning with the lights of the sky.

"I will hunt this one. I care not..." The shala's hand on his arm shut him up fast. She let the stars move more, standing there in patient waiting for the moment to come. The young man tried his best to learn that waiting, in the same way the stillness of the hunt entered him in the grass.

"We will cast sand again. When the Rabbit is high in the sky. The totems will speak in the sand, telling us who will hunt." Her hand did not move from the young man's arm. "But we know you were to hunt men, Tagrun. Your birth casting showed it. This is why your father is so worried. He fears once you hunt men, you will never be happy hunting beasts again.

The hunter stood still, the shivers gone. If the sands had spoken once of him hunting men, he hoped they had spoken well of the hunt. Cool gusts of wind came down the valley, the breezes at this time of year called the rabbits breath. The red and bright blue glows the filled the sky between the brighter stars, shadowed with darker areas that made the Rabbit in the northern sky were clear. The long ears of the grasslands beast were still stretched to the place the sun rose in the morning. As the night and stars moved, the ears would turn the horizons, like the banners on the ramparts of the short ones castles to the west.

At last the shalu came around the tents from the west. "The sands and the duwim are ready. Come, Tagrun, it is time for you to cast the sands for reading." The old man led them back the way he had come to the duwim set off from the others. Before it the skull of an auroch sat, facing the entrance from the east. The flap was open, the small fire within was still in the early burn, with the logs taken from the various flat places around the Aqi. One of the lanterns given them by some trader over the years was there as well, the tallow candle softly adding its light to the fire's glow. Drix sat inside, as did the widow of Hathrad. The elders entered first, taking the north and south seats, as Drix and Jaliaha were in the western two already. There was no seat left, so the hunter entered the duwim, lowering the flap behind him, for the reading of the sands was a thing only those within the duwim were to know, never to speak of them to others.

Tagrun knelt slowly, seeing there was already at least two patterns of sands on the ground before his father and dead partner's mate. Already the elders were staring at the patterns already laid down, distinct and clear. The young hunter had no clue what the elders saw in the sands that let them read the fates of those who poured the sands over the bundle of kenrathi feathers. Outside they heard a commotion, which ended when the flap lifted for a moment and another person entered. The stern look on Drix's face told many tales about the one disturbing them. Until the flap dropped again, and the intruder knelt by the younger man.

Tagrun turned his head from the sand he had been studying, still not seeing anything there. The elf from the fire was beside him, the fires giving his face the appearance of a rough hewn statue, light and shadows only, sharp edges between them. There was a long silence, as the men gave stony stares at the intruder, and Gialla stared into the fire. Only Diashaya looked at the elf with a kind face.

After many beatings of hearts, the elf spoke. "As you can see, I am hunting a man. This man came to the Grass, but not from my chasing him." No faces changed at these words. Many said they did not do things they had done, so it was best to wait and see what time and the totems proved to be true. "This one came from the east, and the blade I bear was purchased in Thogras by the people from Isom. The survivors of what this necromancer did there." there was a darkness in that light voice, a chill that affected all at the hint that Isom might be no more.

Diashaya broke the silence that followed. "You hunt him, for coin. That is not the way of our folk." There was disapproval in the shala's voice. Taking coin for the killing of things had led in the past of the tribes to horrible things happening, including the death of several of the clans.

"This coin was small, enough only to say they needed this revenge, shala. We do not make wealth off the poor, it is not the way of the Allegiance in these days." The elf sighed. "I must know if there is a path to find this one, he kills for pleasure. You have seen what he does just to taunt good people, imagine what he does in places where he can work for a long time, as he did in that cursed town. Even the demon horse sought his blood."

Stories of the demon horse of Isom were many and well told around the fires, teaching the young why the old grounds on the east of the Slag Hills had been abandoned for the drier lands the clan now lived in. The tales told of the horse that ate people, body and spirit, not always both, that raced on hooves of fire across the prairies, starting great fires as it sought the reborn elf who brought it to this world and left it stranded in a place it despised more than any other.

Diashaya merely nodded. To her it now made sense, if the coins passed were merely symbolic of the cost of death, the rules of the totems had no troubles with them. She lifted up her hand over the fire, palm up, lifting up a wisp of smoke like a mage did with ghosts. The hand stayed over the flames, high enough not to burn, as she sang a soft song to bring closer the spirit world. Each person held their left hand out, palm down, over hers for a few heartbeats, feeling the calling she made to the totems.

At last the shaman held up the tuft of feathers of an eagle, the totem of the clan. His voice joined the shala's, in a counterpoint to hers. The feathers shook in a dance, revealing a rattle of the desert snakes in them, a faint buzz that melded into the song they sung with the smoothness one expected of nature. The lost plumage weaved in and out of the smoke, as Diashaya's hand began its own dance above the fire, catching tendrils of the smoke, holding it safe for a few beats, then turning to release it in a puff or cloud.

The song ended, with the feathers now held in the hands of both elders over the place between the already cast sands. In silence, Tagrun reached into two jars before the fire, one of black sand, the other white sand. With hands full, he lifted them to the sky beyond the duwim's roof, then set his hands touching, releasing the sands slowly from both, thinking of the killer and finding him.

The elders shook the feathers, scattering the sands in ways that wrote the fate being sought. As the grains fell, they took on a strange pattern. This time there was something there Tagrun recognized. The tracks of a man, the fin in the ground, more footprints, then there was the long nosed tusk beast, a human skull, and the eagle over a mountain. Still the sands fell from his hands, and other things formed, there was an otter, a beaver, and a wolf. Then the last sands fell, making a tusk cat with a scorpion on its back.

This troubled the hunter, and he lowered his hands to his thighs, waiting as the elf did as he had done. With the first black sand to fall, something strange happened, as it leapt off the feathers, which the elders shifted to the last open place, to dance into the other patterns. On the solid grey of Gialla, a heart formed, Drix's swirls became gold coins and a small distant eagle, and a dagger appeared in the casting of Tagrun. then the sands fell into the empty place, black sand, with human skull, broken on the crown.

The hiss of falling sand ended, and the rattle in the feathers went still. The shala gasped at the pattern all the castings had combined to make. The wise woman glanced at the elf, whose eyes were now dull and vacant looking. "The heart will return, but the clan will have one walk far away, but wealth comes of the walk." She hesitated, then looked to the casting of Tagrun. "You will face many dangers, and die from the sting of the scorpion, I fear. Watch for poisons as you walk, by mountains you will take your foe." She stopped at the dagger, which lay atop the skull on his pattern. "Death and knife, but the elf cast the knife, I know now what this means. The marks of other totems I do not fully understand, but I was once of the Yarocha, the beaver clan."

At last the shaman spoke. "Grandson, the sands tell you to embrace all your heritage, your grandmother here came to us when none of the clan had the gifts to be shala, and ours was old and dying. My mother came to us from parents of the wolf and otters, so while in the world beyond the grass, you will have those on your side as well. I see you walking beyond the mountains, and perhaps even beyond the waves. This though..." old shaking fingers passed over the scorpion on the grartagrun's back, " this I know as the old tale. The sting of the scorpion will always come, beware what you help in your wanderings."

Drix's eyes had never left the broken skull. "That is the skull of an elf, and you say you hunt a man." The elder hunter's words seemed to echo in the tent, full of some fear. "You or some kin... brother of my mate, beware."

Gialla remained silent, the heart returning gave her hope. She reached out, hands palm down over the white heart in the black sand of her casting. She did not smile, but her tears had stopped.

Tagrun looked at the sands, when he spoke, it was with a strange feeling of distance. The shalu and shala rarely had appeared at his father's tent, but they had cared for him often as he grew, and now he knew why. He had not known they were his father's parents until the old man had called him grandson. But something else said did not connect at the moment. "Grandparents, I will hold as best I can to the ways. I will find the heart, Gialla, and bring it back."

Drix grunted. "Make no promises boy. You will come back, that I read, but Galen..." His voice trailed off.

The elf spoke. "Levir, I shall be cautious. I have lived a long time already, for I remember Diashaya coming to this clan. But in the end, we all die." His finger hovered over the skull and dagger. "We will hunt together for a while, Tagrun. Perhaps the scorpion is carried by the cat? Who knows." Standing slowly, he sighed. "I should have known the gods would not give me clues to find my prey. Forgive me, I shall withdraw." Cool air rushed into the duwim as the flap opened, then closed. The fire danced high, and new shadows danced across the sands. But none in the tent tried to decipher them. Each sat thinking on what the totems had revealed.

When he at last emerged, still thinking, words made connections in the mind of Tagrun. The hunter walked over to where the elf stood looking south along the river, past the place of rocks that burned.

"Levir, that word. In your people's tongue, it means mate of a sibling." It was an accusation, not a statement. The hunter realized now that as other children had family, so had he, but all had stayed silent.

"Yes, and I never told you of our shared blood for a reason. I hunt men, the most dangerous beasts of all. I never know which hunt will be my last. And I have to hunt alone." The elf sighed, then turned to face Tagrun. "I am Orientis Galen Canumi, your mother was my half sister. Call me uncle, if you wish, or Avunculus in my tongue."

Tagrun smiled at the relative he had just found. "Teach me to hunt men, uncle. And I will school you in the ways of the Grasslands." He held out his hand. "As to the hunt, father told me once, that each time we hunt, even if it is just for rabbits, we must treat it like it is the last."

Hand clasped hand, as the elder accepted his new apprentice.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Blade of the Eagle Clansman - Ch 1


   The small depression reeked of death and magic. Tagrun had never known magic had a smell to it, until he had found his hunting partner. At the bottom, the body lay spread out and carved up, head to the south, arms aimed at the rising and setting points of the sun and moons. Hathrad's entrails were in a circle around him counter to the sun's movements, running west to east as they passed his head. The man's eyes had been gouged out and set on his feet, the brains removed some way to lay between his friend's thighs. The liver was cut in half, stuffed into his ruined mouth, and his tongue was on a staff stuck through the splayed open torso. From that staff also dangled other organs, from within and without his body.

   The smell was horrid, even the shaman who studied the mess now from the rim, an old man who had seen everything, Tagrun had thought, was fighting down his stomach. The body and rot were normal smells to one of the Grasslands, but the magic smell was not. Tagrun could not figure it out, it was like the smell of a close lightning strike, but layered with a thick scent that was dusty and fouler than the smell of decay. It burned the nose and throat, and left one feeling like they were dying themselves.

   The sun was still only two hands above the ridge of hills to the east, and glinted off the beads of the young hunter's clothing and traces of tears on his face as he looked to the sun, begging that the heart be found soon. His father had taken the trail of the killer down the sloping prairies, to the wide and slow moving Aqi Kensorthi shining in the distance.

   The river was the natural escape route, but something told Tagrun this destroyer of men was not normal, or one to follow the instincts one expected in a human. This killer was more like the tusk cats when the foaming disease claimed them. It would hunt for flesh of men, women, children, until it was slain.

   Tagrun scanned the lands, thinking in ways he normally only did when hunting such a beast. The grass and occasional tanner tree spoke to him, in ways few even in a tribe of hunters and warrior would understand. He also felt the pull of the killer on the part of him that hunted. The warpath was something he understood well, tracking the men of other tribes, stealing their goods, making the brave's rush to touch an enemy first. All were things he knew. But this man, woman, or beast, he would not touch save with a weapon. It deserved no honor from being deemed worthy to live.

Diashaya, the old woman of the tribe was watching him, he knew. The weight of her gaze pounded on his back like a stick on the drums around the ceremonial fires of the seasons. He could not tell yet by that beat if she wanted him to leave or stay put. The way of the tribe was the pairing of hunters, and he now had no partner to hunt with. But the prey the young clansman desired to seek would not be found by two, he knew. Only one would face this foul thing. One with courage to claim vengeance and return the missing heart of Hathrad.

   A hand touched his left shoulder, where the kenrai hold a spear in its talons was. The eagle bearing the hunter's tool, that marked his clan and position as procurer of meats. It was Diashaya's aged hand, bearing bronzed skin loosely over the bones, as the years of the joint pains she suffered swelled those bends, twisting her fingers into talons, like those of the clan's totem. It was the touch of one who knew of loss, as she had outlived her mate and children, even some of her children's children. The touch was light, but firm still in its grasp.

   "You will come to me today, after you look over this trail, and we will let the sands fall under the sky, to give you the guidance of the Kenrai in this. But you will leave to hunt this thing. That I already know." The young man turned to look down to her weathered face, knowing each wrinkle marked some wisdom gained in her pains. Tears followed those creases, as Hathrad was now one of the ones she had lived beyond.

   "Yes, shala, I will come to you, and listen to the sands poured over the feathers, but I fear the Kenrai will not be enough to find and slay this one." His voice was broken, as he had yet to go to his half-sister and confirm to her what she knew last night when they heard the screams. That her mate was dead, and her child would not have its father's spirit free to watch over it.

   With the care of the follower of beasts he had learned from his father, he walked over to the trail the older hunter had followed. But unlike his father, he moved considerably slower, letting the grass and trees speak to him, tasting the air, and reading the ground not just of the traces he followed, but all over. His own eyes, golden like those of the clan's totem, were never still for more than five beats of his heart. The wind tossed the loose strands of his sun-bleached red hair around his head, hair he had no time to make a warrior's braid of yet this day. The black dyed leathers he had worn were becoming warm in the sunlight, but not enough to take the chill of the death magic he had seen the remains of from his soul.

   He reached the first of two poles, five hands of spear throws from the body of his partner, and what was on it chilled him more, eliciting a wince, and protective move of his hands, despite the danger not being there anymore. To do this to a man, it was like poisoning the springs one drank from. It said his seed was not worthy of being shared, or that the other cared not for the woman whose needs he would not be able to fulfill again.

   Tagrun pressed on, stepping wide around the staff and ground, to save any thing he may need to look at again on the way back up. Each step was made with care, not just for the trail, but the other dangers of the Grasslands. The snakes, deadly spiders and sword grass were common as he walked, this being the time those were sunning, still hunting or disguised by the dew that made all the grass silvery green, not just the sharp shin ripping stuff. But twice he held as the tail of a stone scorpion moved at the top of the knee high sward. The deep grey insects were about the size of a wolf, and twice as vicious. One sting would turn flesh to rock in less than three days, and there were none of the plants nearby needed to make a poultice to draw out the deadly toxin before a man would die.

   The hunter paused once for what he thought was a grartagrun, the tusk cats he was named for. But gusts of wind laid the grass over too much for anything to be there, as the sun fired up the morning dew shakers as his people called the breezes after sunrise. He had almost taken a step when he noticed it, the stems of grass that were broken and beaten down in a very narrow path. Tagrun froze, his eyes now steady on that line, as it started about the distance a strong man could leap from the one to the river. Lips curled up in satisfaction. He set his own spear point first into the earth by it, and used it to vault over the traces he had found. The spear he left, to mark the spot.

   As he staggered to stop, having slid in a patch of still wet undergrowth of the taller stems, he noted his father looking at him, then the spear, and nodding as he stood two hands and a finger of throws further on by the next pole. This one had the ears and scalp of Hathrad, and another scalp as well. Ignoring all but the dangers and the trail now, the younger hunter joined his teacher.

   "Back and leap?" Drix Kenrai was a man of few words, and very somber, in dark haired looks as well as demeanor. His hazel eyes were still on the spear in the grass.

   "Yes. This person is good. Used that small spur to hide the grass. I thought there was a grartagrun there, so I was looking closer than before." The hunter was amazed at how different his voice was from the deeper bass of his father. His was higher, softer, and less rough. He still wondered if his voice would deepen more as he aged. It would be good if something of his father besides the nose and chin were evident in him.

   The lead hunter merely nodded and went back to studying the pole, and its burden. Two members of the clan were missing, Hathrad had the north patrol the night before, Grarmal had the west. It had been young Grarmal's first watch on his own, having come of age this winter and being offered the chance now to be a man of the clan taking watches in camp and a patrol from time to time with others before this. But the scalp was not the black hair most of the tribe, save a few like Tagrun, had. The hair was brown and grey mixed, shorter, thinner in coverage yet thicker in the hair itself. Like the bristles of a spine pig. Or one of the short folk from the mountains across the river. The ones called dwarves by others.

   Eyes met over the horror between them. Taking a scalp was something the Kensori clans did only when riled, as the clan would be by these atrocities. But to take a dwarf's scalp, that was forbidden. Bloody wars in the past had ensued over such actions. There were two taller posts on each side of the Aqi. Tagrun did not need to look closely to tell there was more bad things to see yet. Father and son walked to the river, still looking over the trail, making hand gestures from time to time, noting the trail, and the occasional boot print. Smaller feet, but wide, not the narrow feet of a woman. A piece of black cloth shot with red threads torn from a well worn cloak caught on the branch of a wild rose, another piece of the same cloth on a briar tree's hanging branch near the river, at what was about three quarters of a spear's length height, or mid bicep on the young hunter.

  At the river, it was not a good thing they found. Grarmal had been impaled, and across the river, there was a cross, not a pole. A cross inhabited by a still dying dwarf, with a patrol of them below him, trying to take it down, and failing as some force held it up in the air, with a stench that Tagrun recognized on the now westerly breeze crossing the flow of the waters. More magic to taint a soul, or claim more lives. The young hunter remembered the many tales of magic told by the sages from distant Thogras who passed the camps from time to time. Tales of traps of magical powers set on bodies and things. He tried to get a warning yell out, but was too late.

   The crucified dwarf and his cross exploded like the fat of a roast on a spit, spreading fire over all there. Tagrun was moving before the screams began, to cross the long ford and save any he could..
(2B Continued..)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

How should I present this first set of tales to share with you?

Being new to Blogger, I have a slight problem on how to lay out the tales of one character I am about to share. Should I present them in the order writen, or the story line chronology? Its a good question, as most of the stories are from much later in his career, and only now have I begun to dig into this character's past and origins.

The character is called Scorpio Kenrai by most folks he meets, but has another name his parents and clan call him by. That name is Tagrun and his clan is the Kenrai or eagle clan. He was born in an old role playing game, and evolved over the years, changing names, origins, even appearance to an extant, but his job was the same, that of a bounty hunter, who walked the edge of being an assassin. The stories from later in his life were about the change he made as he slowly crossed the line. As they were just exploring a character who had appeared in the tales of others, I was feeling him out, seeing who and what he was becoming at that point in his journeys.

But, the tales caught in some corner of my mind, as he wormed into another, much longer tale yet to be shifted here, if I can shift something of novel length. What had been a character development exercise took on its own life, and I have a good idea as to his story arc now.

As I said, the early stories are not all written yet, but my posts tomorrow will be the tale of his origin, and forgive the roughness. I tend to share first drafts to get feedback on the storyline, the characters and my mistakes.

Yeah, lets do this the slow way....I have some earlier tales to tell some day of his growing up, but his journey to manhood really began with the tale you will get over the next week. So here are the Hunts of Scorpio Kenrai, some will be rough, some more polished, some may just be little stand alone's, others part of some cycle he had in his path to being a member of the Allegiance of the Blades.

Tomorrow, you get part 1 of The Blade of the Eagle Clansman.

So I am migrating here from somewhere else...

Not sure how folks will like this move, or if anyone other than me reads these tales and other things I write. But, I guess its time to find out. I will start by taking down a story on the old place, and moving it to here...

Oh, wait, I guess I need to introduce myself? Really?

Well, I am the guy who writes under the pen name of Dyfedd Rex, not out of fear or shame, but cause I like that name...As to who I am, well, read as things appear, and see if you can figure me out. Then let me know what I am, as I have not figured it out myself yet.

Most of the things I will post will be fantasy stories, some mediocre poetry, and complaints about the hand I got the last game of cribbage I played. If those subjects, or other fictions I may try a hand at, do not stir your interest, well, thanks for the look anyhow, and hope you find what will. Comments are welcome, and I try to take it well, just be careful, I roast at a low temperature, and tend to burst like a bratwurst cooked to long. And that gets all the gunk all over everyone, big mess, one that takes extra papertowels and grease cutters to clean up.

well. Give me a bit, as I introduce you folks to some of my stuff. Hope you enjoy it, or at least get a laugh at my frequent typos...There are 98 ways to mistype "the", and I have done most of them at some point.